7 Signs of a Sports Apocalypse

The sports world has come off its axis this week.  Look for the 7 following events to occur, according to ancient sports scripture.

1.     The St. Louis Blues will win the Stanley Cup, ending over 40 years of frustration.  The St. Louis community has been faithful to the Blues since 1967, and the Note have come close a couple of times, only to have their hearts broken.

2.     Cubs win World Series:  100+ years come to an end.

3.     Jose Oquendo will named as manager of a team:  After being passed over by several teams, including the Cardinals, Jose finally gets his chance.

4.     A team outside the SEC wins the College Football Championship.

5.     Mizzou wins the NCAA Basketball Championship-next year.

6.     Greg Norman will win the Masters:  I know he’s beyond his prime, but this is the year of the Shark.

7.     Barry Bonds will humble himself and admit to steroid use and renounce his homerun records. 

These will be unbelievable events, but after the past few days, ancient scripture points in this direction.